My lap cheong. Haha hahaha. No really, this case since last weekend i damn dulan, all the fuckers can't stop making noise and no one is giving the real reason they become like the hantus.
So we all know that MyEG is monopolising the foreign workers permit renewal and all the Malaysian lap cheongs (except one Teresa Kok) is unhappy right? Of course lah, who won't be if suddenly all the money gone just like that. One look at social media & newspaper also can see that people who are complaining are the groups of people who stands to lose the most, diu!
In the first place right, the practice of outsourcing IT solutions out to private companies is pretty common lah, everywhere around the world governments outsource the work because they are fucking lazy anyway, and all the talk about government service is the same everywhere is actually the truth lah, why need to hide? So this is a way to get the work done more efficiently, and if things go wrong there's someone else to blame lol. Access to private data? Fuck, if Palantir a private company from US did not have access to Gov/CIA data, they won't be able to track Osama down la! But that's beside the point... Question is, why now do we see so much noise over this one monopolisation of foreign workers permit renewal among all the other shit that's been happening. This lap cheong thinks that there is a bigger part that none of you are seeing.
 
Lets dissect this issue one by one for your lap cheong's benefit. Number one, how much is MyEG really profiting from this deal ? The word out there is close to RM80 million!! Lim Peh I also want lah. But let's be anal a bit, and ask ourselves if it's really a good deal or not. First we have to know how many foreign workers are there in the first place, is it 4.2 million is it 2.1 million? the government cant even get the numbers right. Lets assume its 2.1 million, now assuming we got this figures from a reliable source, the real question is…is this even real.? We all know that this foreign worker business is shady business. If you don't know then slap yourself with my lap cheong cause you've been a hiding in a tempurung. Fact is, because the government agencies really won't give a shit to help you with the renewal that's why most of you go to agencies anyway, and how many agencies do you think are legal. Probably half the number of those number renewed with false documents and fake insurance. So if you think about it, it may already be only about 1.4 million legal workers. so those of you who think that MyEG got a lot from this deal think again. Its around 1.4mil times 38 ringgit which equals to RM53,200,000. Now lets look at the cost of running this service. MyEG claims that they do everything from A to Z, which means that could be hiring thousands of people to work on this foreign workers project and if we do the math it could amount to close to 30-40mil?! If you think about it, profit of 10mil, thats not even much, compared to the REAL potential money this lap cheong can get!. So why would MyEG even agree with this ? Beats me. So enough about MyEG. Why is this foreign worker business very lucrative for some people ?
Point two, so who stands to gain if MyEg is monopolising this issue ? Certain UMNO leaders, you bet your ass. In fact it's all in their website, shareholders info and such, no secret lol. But for me, obviously they weren’t thinking with their brains. I mean, why do this when they've been earning so much more with syndicates that exist to control the whole foreign workers ecosystem. If i were they, i’d say fuck MyEG cause ill be earning a percentage of a billion dollar corruption that cannot be traced. So why do i say this, now imagine this, how much do you think runners are paid to bring in illegal workers ? Ask around and you would know and its 300 or 400 per person. Some even say up to fucking 3,000 per person!! So remember the figure above, and imagine employers got no choice but to go through these middlemen so how much do you think they're earning? 1.4 million multiply by 3000 is 4.2 billion, that is almost a hundred times more profitable and the best part is theres no way to trace and guess who owns this pot of gold... the syndicates. Many of these syndicates are controlled and protected by the power that be, you know i know lah... So why not take this option instead, this lap cheong definitely  want la mcb.

 
 
Point three, we know that MyEG doesn't make much money and that the syndicates are practically raping us. So, how does this even make sense, why not just continue with status quo, corruption and all?  Its because, theres been so many big issues surrounding foreign workers surfacing recently... remember the accident at the MRT construction where foreign workers died, or the banning of foreign workers manning hawker stalls in Penang? Its obvious the country is facing a surplus of foreign workers, and with that there a lot of problems surrounding safety and employment which are on a rise, and if you remember something the government promised us  ? We’re suppose to be a developed nation by 2020 (thanks Ah Jib Kor), but even at this point nobody feels fucking safe in their own city. So that's why now certain factors are forcing MyEG and government to do what they do. Even if it means cutting off a certain political party’s coffer. Hint hint, MCA. Sorry, I don't even need to hide it since its really obvious. Just look at the latest news headlines and you can see who’s trying to champion for the rakyat. But we all know, MCA never does that unless theres something that concerns their livelihood, and it doesn't take a two lap cheongs to add all this numbers up to understand what's happening. So here lies the conundrum, how to solve a dire national issue when there are other selfish parties’ liveihood at stake?
Final and fourth point: who is the biggest loser ? MyEG for taking on a role that is causing them even more trouble then they need to (honestly not worth it), the syndicates who suddenly find their lifeline being cut by removing their rice bowl (they gangster don't play play), or the government for creating internal strife among their own party due to conflict of interest (you see those MCA fuckers... They swinging their non-existent lap cheongs now)? Nah... The biggest loser are the businessmen and the foreign workers, its like getting fucked left right centre without not knowing whats going or the truth. On one hand the government suddenly impose this without warning. So that these business men don't have time to learn how to use a computer (its about time they started learning anyway) while the syndicates tricked them into using their illegal foreign workers by imposing them a cheaper fee but not realising that the foreign workers they're using are illegal and stolen from another honest businessmen, after that they will need to work with the syndicate to keep renewing and pay the exorbitant prices. Ya this lap cheong is one of them!
 
Meanwhile, the foreign workers are totally clueless. On one end, they get tricked by syndicates to leave their official employment by poaching them from legitimate employers for apparently higher pay, but end up doing things they shouldn't be doing such as prostitution and with no way to clear their name and the government having no clue about the state of the foreign workers. They don't even know the next step to solving the forgiving worker issue because their database is not even consistent in the first place. So who’s fucking who ? 
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If you think this is all, then you're in for a ride. there’s a lot of other agenda that have not begun the explain maybe in my next post ill start dishing out names that could hurt the entire operations of this illegal foreign workers ecosystem or maybe i shouldn’t, kia si mah. If you want to know, share this post out and let the whole world see how corrupted this scene can be and how much this syndicates are proliferating in the billions (and the money obviously comes from us poor people who have absolutely nothing to gain). Might as well be, a paikia right. Who’s with lap cheong?
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