Sunday, 1 March 2015

2 million or more undocumented migrants in Malaysia, where does that leave us?

Gong Hei Fatt Choy! Yeah i know you missed me, your favourite lap cheong.

Nah here's ang pao for you, Muslim or not. Oh wait, you're not supposed to collect it if you're MUSLIM according to the chick below:
Sure or not????

Nah i kid, that photo was photoshopped from a stock picture, and now the poor model is probably going through some sort of abuse for letting others use her face. i don't care one, who come find me i surely give angpau anyway so come find me ahhahaah. ANYWAY speaking of ABUSE..

Have you read this article yet?
http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2015/03/01/Do-more-to-prevent-trafficking/

Here's the gist of it:

Malaysia is slapped with the lowest ranking in the US's annual Trafficking of Persons report just a few days ago
basically this means traffickers are having a great time here, being able to get away with the proliferation (in the millions!) of human trafficking while we dungus wait for our foreign workers and maids to run off somewhere after spending tons of ringgits on them. damn, are they smart or what?! Ps if you think being at the lowest ranking tier in the Report means nothing to you and me, you couldn't be more wrong: it means Malaysia will need visa to enter a lot of countries, as opposed to, say, Singapore. Yeap!

According to Giammarinaro, who is the UN’s special rapporteur on trafficking in persons, particularly women and children, there are an estimated two million documented and two million or more undocumented migrant workers in Malaysia.
That's half and half documented vs undocumented migrants workers!! In the millions!! If you're not worried now you should, cause somewhere around some corner around the house, these guys are left with nobody to take care of them and would do anything to survive... Anything.

“The vulnerable situation of migrant workers is often exploited for labour trafficking by unscrupulous recruitment agents and employers, through deception of work, poor working conditions and salaries, passport confiscation, payment of excessive fees (to recruitment agents), debt bondage, non-payment of salaries, lack of rest days, contractual breaches, excessive working hours, and physical or sexual abuse or both,” she said.
ie, the traffickers fuck the migrant workers by fucking with people like you and me right after we pay a hefty sum to bring them down and pay for their documents etc, then with their rolls of cash in their pockets live a ballin' life, kinda like Jho Low. i bet your ass this is true and the gomen will hv to do something Abt this 

She urged the Government to crack down on wayward agencies, stating that its responsibilities include checking on agencies on a regular basis and punishing them if necessary.
 and suddenly it all makes sense why the government keeps insisting to close the counters at the immigration centre! To stop those damn traffickers/shady agencies from illegally creating documents for their "stock" at the immigration counters. heh if i was one of the immigration officers and id be earning a few hundred bucks by forging the documentation... I'd go why not kan? damn, the more i think about it, the more i wonder how big this level of corruption actually is...

“There is information about women and girls from South Asia entering into brokered marriages with older men in Malaysia, and being forced into domestic servitude and prostitution,” she said."

yeah, sooner or later we're gonna beat Thailand if we don't do something about this. which is good news to our orang putih friends here lah, always hanging out at Jalan Sultan Ismail with their underaged chicks, heh.

So yeah, freakjng system is already so abused that the freaking US have to go and masuk campur. Problem is that we Hv to rely on the gomen to fix this and since when have they been reliable?! What do you think should be done?

Signing off for now (until i find more info), Lap Cheong

Sunday, 15 February 2015

hey guys

Guess what? My part time made just ran away. At least that's what the agency told me. Damn sui right? in fact after starting this blog, i've got too many suay days already!! 

I just went to my usual car polishing shop at solaris mont kiara (same row as Ravi’s the mamak) for last minute sprucing before my cny balik kampung ... want to impress my old schoolmates ma....and guess what !! the carspa is closed... I thought maybe it was just their day off so I went to eat at Ravi’s and bumped into the bos... eh, why is your carspa closed, I asked ?  Cannot hire foreign workers anymore la so close shop la...  
 
huh? what happened to your foreign workers ? i asked. He replied
all illegal ma.. now cannot get permit so I dare not use them anymore..  too much harrasment to use illegals without permit...
so, myeg is the asshole for causing businesses to close shop or hero for reducing illegal foreign workers ??   you tell me!!

aih, truly a case of die die for everyone, but i guess this is bound to happen right - a world filled with corruption will kill us either way, just a matter of time !

Tuesday, 27 January 2015

What else is hidden in the MyEg fiasco EXPOSED

My lap cheong. Haha hahaha. No really, this case since last weekend i damn dulan, all the fuckers can't stop making noise and no one is giving the real reason they become like the hantus.

So we all know that MyEG is monopolising the foreign workers permit renewal and all the Malaysian lap cheongs (except one Teresa Kok) is unhappy right? Of course lah, who won't be if suddenly all the money gone just like that. One look at social media & newspaper also can see that people who are complaining are the groups of people who stands to lose the most, diu!

In the first place right, the practice of outsourcing IT solutions out to private companies is pretty common lah, everywhere around the world governments outsource the work because they are fucking lazy anyway, and all the talk about government service is the same everywhere is actually the truth lah, why need to hide? So this is a way to get the work done more efficiently, and if things go wrong there's someone else to blame lol. Access to private data? Fuck, if Palantir a private company from US did not have access to Gov/CIA data, they won't be able to track Osama down la! But that's beside the point... Question is, why now do we see so much noise over this one monopolisation of foreign workers permit renewal among all the other shit that's been happening. This lap cheong thinks that there is a bigger part that none of you are seeing.




Lets dissect this issue one by one for your lap cheong's benefit. Number one, how much is MyEG really profiting from this deal ? The word out there is close to RM80 million!! Lim Peh I also want lah. But let's be anal a bit, and ask ourselves if it's really a good deal or not. First we have to know how many foreign workers are there in the first place, is it 4.2 million is it 2.1 million? the government cant even get the numbers right. Lets assume its 2.1 million, now assuming we got this figures from a reliable source, the real question is…is this even real.? We all know that this foreign worker business is shady business. If you don't know then slap yourself with my lap cheong cause you've been a hiding in a tempurung. Fact is, because the government agencies really won't give a shit to help you with the renewal that's why most of you go to agencies anyway, and how many agencies do you think are legal. Probably half the number of those number renewed with false documents and fake insurance. So if you think about it, it may already be only about 1.4 million legal workers. so those of you who think that MyEG got a lot from this deal think again. Its around 1.4mil times 38 ringgit which equals to RM53,200,000. Now lets look at the cost of running this service. MyEG claims that they do everything from A to Z, which means that could be hiring thousands of people to work on this foreign workers project and if we do the math it could amount to close to 30-40mil?! If you think about it, profit of 10mil, thats not even much, compared to the REAL potential money this lap cheong can get!. So why would MyEG even agree with this ? Beats me. So enough about MyEG. Why is this foreign worker business very lucrative for some people ?

Point two, so who stands to gain if MyEg is monopolising this issue ? Certain UMNO leaders, you bet your ass. In fact it's all in their website, shareholders info and such, no secret lol. But for me, obviously they weren’t thinking with their brains. I mean, why do this when they've been earning so much more with syndicates that exist to control the whole foreign workers ecosystem. If i were they, i’d say fuck MyEG cause ill be earning a percentage of a billion dollar corruption that cannot be traced. So why do i say this, now imagine this, how much do you think runners are paid to bring in illegal workers ? Ask around and you would know and its 300 or 400 per person. Some even say up to fucking 3,000 per person!! So remember the figure above, and imagine employers got no choice but to go through these middlemen so how much do you think they're earning? 1.4 million multiply by 3000 is 4.2 billion, that is almost a hundred times more profitable and the best part is theres no way to trace and guess who owns this pot of gold... the syndicates. Many of these syndicates are controlled and protected by the power that be, you know i know lah... So why not take this option instead, this lap cheong definitely  want la mcb.



Point three, we know that MyEG doesn't make much money and that the syndicates are practically raping us. So, how does this even make sense, why not just continue with status quo, corruption and all?  Its because, theres been so many big issues surrounding foreign workers surfacing recently... remember the accident at the MRT construction where foreign workers died, or the banning of foreign workers manning hawker stalls in Penang? Its obvious the country is facing a surplus of foreign workers, and with that there a lot of problems surrounding safety and employment which are on a rise, and if you remember something the government promised us  ? We’re suppose to be a developed nation by 2020 (thanks Ah Jib Kor), but even at this point nobody feels fucking safe in their own city. So that's why now certain factors are forcing MyEG and government to do what they do. Even if it means cutting off a certain political party’s coffer. Hint hint, MCA. Sorry, I don't even need to hide it since its really obvious. Just look at the latest news headlines and you can see who’s trying to champion for the rakyat. But we all know, MCA never does that unless theres something that concerns their livelihood, and it doesn't take a two lap cheongs to add all this numbers up to understand what's happening. So here lies the conundrum, how to solve a dire national issue when there are other selfish parties’ liveihood at stake?

Final and fourth point: who is the biggest loser ? MyEG for taking on a role that is causing them even more trouble then they need to (honestly not worth it), the syndicates who suddenly find their lifeline being cut by removing their rice bowl (they gangster don't play play), or the government for creating internal strife among their own party due to conflict of interest (you see those MCA fuckers... They swinging their non-existent lap cheongs now)? Nah... The biggest loser are the businessmen and the foreign workers, its like getting fucked left right centre without not knowing whats going or the truth. On one hand the government suddenly impose this without warning. So that these business men don't have time to learn how to use a computer (its about time they started learning anyway) while the syndicates tricked them into using their illegal foreign workers by imposing them a cheaper fee but not realising that the foreign workers they're using are illegal and stolen from another honest businessmen, after that they will need to work with the syndicate to keep renewing and pay the exorbitant prices. Ya this lap cheong is one of them!



Meanwhile, the foreign workers are totally clueless. On one end, they get tricked by syndicates to leave their official employment by poaching them from legitimate employers for apparently higher pay, but end up doing things they shouldn't be doing such as prostitution and with no way to clear their name and the government having no clue about the state of the foreign workers. They don't even know the next step to solving the forgiving worker issue because their database is not even consistent in the first place. So who’s fucking who ? 

LAP CHEONG SUMMARY

If you think this is all, then you're in for a ride. there’s a lot of other agenda that have not begun the explain maybe in my next post ill start dishing out names that could hurt the entire operations of this illegal foreign workers ecosystem or maybe i shouldn’t, kia si mah. If you want to know, share this post out and let the whole world see how corrupted this scene can be and how much this syndicates are proliferating in the billions (and the money obviously comes from us poor people who have absolutely nothing to gain). Might as well be, a paikia right. Who’s with lap cheong?

#faithinlapcheong

Saturday, 24 January 2015

#FaithInLapCheong

Hi!

My name is Lap. You can call me Lap Cheong. I'm here because my lap cheong is bigger than yours, so i dare to talk real shit not like you hahahaha hahha

Kidding lah. This sei lap cheong got inspired by smrt feedback leh and there's something i've been bothered about this start of 2015, so i beh tahan and thought why not start this lap cheong blog and share everything i know la right?

Ya so my next post is the start of everything, all the shit i know from talking to so many other lap cheongs, real backside truth until no one dare to say. Of course one day i really want to learn from my sifu lap cheong from smrt feedback la so until then, please have #faithinlapcheong!